The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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