your parents love me but you hate me
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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