I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
