I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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