I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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