Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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