go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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