DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
porn star boner night. come get it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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