He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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