I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i need to put some appletini on your dick
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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