Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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