Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
