Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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