Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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