Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
operation have a gay friend backfired
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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