I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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