Whod you bang
Plan B is the new Plan A
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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