I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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