Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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