i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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