I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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