O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think a kid would responsible me up
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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