Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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