$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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