spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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