lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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