**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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