Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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