We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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Wipe that smile off your face.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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