Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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