so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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