i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
it glows. i had to have it.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
BRING THE BAGELS
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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