Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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