I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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