3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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