I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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