Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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