The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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