I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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