That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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