before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
No I am not eating basil off your cock
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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