would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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