It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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