The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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