even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
