It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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