what if I'm pregnant?
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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