check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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