Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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