I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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