You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
wanna go halves on a baby?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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