I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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