does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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