Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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